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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*

Me:*cuts out own liver as a burnt offering*

Me:*sew it back on, Tumblr God doesn’t like self harm :)*

Me:*smiles bc you’re like my only internet friend that actually knows what’s up*

Me:*smiles back because I like being nice to people and know how important that is*

Me:*wonders how long we can keep blogging this before tumblr implodes*

Me:*forever, as long as we keep praying to the Tumblr God*

Me:*realizes how much this probably annoys all of my followers*
Me:*laughs at that thought*

Me:*I honestly don’t care if that annoys my followers, they can go to sleep*

Me:*I don’t either, they never even ask me stuff anyways*

Me:*yeah, I have 77 followers and like, 5 of them reblog stuff from me (including you)*

Me:*stops blogging this once and for all*

Me:*agrees because scrolling down so much is getting annoying*

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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*

Me:*cuts out own liver as a burnt offering*

Me:*sew it back on, Tumblr God doesn’t like self harm :)*

Me:*smiles bc you’re like my only internet friend that actually knows what’s up*

Me:*smiles back because I like being nice to people and know how important that is*

Me:*wonders how long we can keep blogging this before tumblr implodes*

Me:*forever, as long as we keep praying to the Tumblr God*

Me:*realizes how much this probably annoys all of my followers*
Me:*laughs at that thought*

Me:*I honestly don’t care if that annoys my followers, they can go to sleep*

Me:*I don’t either, they never even ask me stuff anyways*

Me:*yeah, I have 77 followers and like, 5 of them reblog stuff from me (including you)*

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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*

Me:*cuts out own liver as a burnt offering*

Me:*sew it back on, Tumblr God doesn’t like self harm :)*

Me:*smiles bc you’re like my only internet friend that actually knows what’s up*

Me:*smiles back because I like being nice to people and know how important that is*

Me:*wonders how long we can keep blogging this before tumblr implodes*

Me:*forever, as long as we keep praying to the Tumblr God*

Me:*realizes how much this probably annoys all of my followers*
Me:*laughs at that thought*

Me:*I honestly don’t care if that annoys my followers, they can go to sleep*

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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*

Me:*cuts out own liver as a burnt offering*

Me:*sew it back on, Tumblr God doesn’t like self harm :)*

Me:*smiles bc you’re like my only internet friend that actually knows what’s up*

Me:*smiles back because I like being nice to people and know how important that is*

Me:*wonders how long we can keep blogging this before tumblr implodes*

Me:*forever, as long as we keep praying to the Tumblr God*

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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*

Me:*cuts out own liver as a burnt offering*

Me:*sew it back on, Tumblr God doesn’t like self harm :)*

Me:*smiles bc you’re like my only internet friend that actually knows what’s up*

Me:*smiles back because I like being nice to people and know how important that is*

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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*

Me:*cuts out own liver as a burnt offering*

Me:*sew it back on, Tumblr God doesn’t like self harm :)*

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Me: *illegally downloads a whole series of anime*

Me: *illegally downloads everything*

Me: *illegally downloads what other people have already…

Me: *Illegally downloads this perfectly legal conversation bc that’s how awful I am*

Me: *don’t call the cops on you because I got really scared by your awfulness*

Me:*illegally downloads the cops*

Me: *accidentally illegally downloads the SS*

Me:*illegally downloads all the secrets of the SS*

Me:*Illegally downloads Area 51 files*

Me: *illegally downloads the universe*

Me: *illegally downloads you*

Me: *illegally downloads myself as well*

Me: *realizes you’re a torrent file and can surf the internet from the inside*

Me: *discovers that this whole time I’ve been living under the illusion that I’m a person when actually I’m just a computer file*
Me: *wonders why all the biggest plot twists happen to me*

Me: *realizes you took the red pill and found out the truth about reality*

Me: *steps inside the twilight zone*

Me: *steps inside the negative zone*

Me: *accidentally destroys whatever was left of my entire being by trying to join you in the negative zone*

Me: *illegally downloads you again*

Me:*restarts this whole process*

Me:*dont’ care about that*

Me:*lives by this post like it’s a prophecy*

Me:*Creates a religion using this post as a holy book*

Me:*prays to tumblr*

Me:*sacrifice goats to tumblr*

Me: *wishes every single tumble user would see this post*

Me:*sacrifices 3 goats so that happens*

Me:*recites ancient incantation*

Me:*plays the sinister drums from horror movies*